Real Chance of Love – Season 1 Recap (STARRING TURK182, XTRA MAN & GOSSIP WOMAN)

TURK182: My name is Turk182!

XTRA MAN: I’m Xtra Man!

GOSSIP WOMAN: And I’m Gossip Woman!

TURK182: And this is Reality TV Guide, where we came to make everyone feel better about themselves.

GOSSIP WOMAN: Today’s show stars the brother duo, Ahmad and Kamal Givens, from season 1 of I Love New York.

TURK182, XTRA MAN & GOSSIP WOMAN: OH, FUCK YOU, REAL & CHANCE! HOW COME YOU KEEP SHOWING UP HERE?

GOSSIP WOMAN: It’s not like we don’t hate them tremendously. Heck, we don’t really think they’re bad guys. They’re just the easiest people to make a joke.

XTRA MAN: Yet, sometimes, that joke tends to backfire on us when they overdo their shtick, and it results in something painful. Annoyingly painful!

TURK182: Case in point: Real Chance of Love!

XTRA MAN: For the people that read our recap of I Love New York Season 1, we had a lot to say about 1st runner-up, Kamal “Chance” Givens. For all his cartoonish personality and abusive antics, he was definitely a dream come true for VH1 executives. So a spinoff show for Chance was inevitable.

GOSSIP WOMAN: But when Chance was eliminated early and his brother, Ahmad “Real” Givens, failed miserably to romance Hoopz on I Love Money, VH1 came up with a concept for another spinoff show where Real and Chance both searched for their own special woman.

TURK182: It’s corny. It’s annoying. It’s Day 9 of VH1 Month, so let’s get started!

TURK182: The first episode