Turk182: Why do I have to do The Amazing Race 26? I mean, it’s not a bad show, but for pete’s sake, I haven’t watched this show in 7 fucking years! Why? I just haven’t had time to sit down and watch it! Fine, you people! I’m going to recap this premiere. I’m going to do everything I can to keep up with…
(a knock on the door)
Turk182: (yells) Excuse me, but I’m doing a recap right now! I can’t answer that!
Pops Ross E.: What are you talking about?
Turk182: AHHHHHHH! Pops Ross E.? How did you get in?
Pops Ross E.: I knocked at the front, but then I remembered that the deadbolt’s broken in the back.
Turk182: Okay, but what gives you the right to barge into my place unannounced?
Pops Ross E.: Face it, Turk182. You need help with this one.