Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood – Season 1 Recap

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Let’s get started.

Omarion, the first person to make Chance look threatening, got his start in the music industry on a hip-hop boy band called B2K. After two albums, he ended the band so he can pursue a solo career. Then after two albums on his own, he was dropped from his label. So it was only natural that he would turn to VH1 and ask them to reboot his 15 minutes of shame. What happened was that he was cast in the 3rd program for their Love & Hip Hop franchise, titled Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood. But this was only the beginning. VH1 cast him alongside his former B2K back-up dancer Lil’ Fizz. And if that wasn’t hilarious enough, they also got that one-hit wonder from 2007, Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em. Then, to top it all off, they got one of the biggest TV icons of all time: the star of the critically-acclaimed serial drama, For the Love of Ray J. Oh, this is too funny. So let’s see what these guardians of ass provided us.

The first person we meet is Teairra Marie. She