All-Star Celebrity Apprentice – Season Recap (featuring Turk182)

No matter how hard anyone tries, there’s no stopping this businessman. Bankruptcy couldn’t ever stop him. Divorces couldn’t stop him. Public feuds and bad press couldn’t stop him. Not even political pundits couldn’t stop him, and now it’s gotten to the point that it’s going to be difficult for people like us to make fun of him. As he prepares to take office in a week or so, we decided to get in our hits at him as quick as possible. How? By taking a look at the moment that should’ve ended his career a long time ago: the self-serving elephant dung known as All-Star Celebrity Apprentice.

Having to shove these clowns back in our faces again after he shoved them back in our faces in the past is pretty much the most embarrassing moment in Trump’s timeline…

and that’s a lot to say, considering the Trump products that actually failed.

POPS ROSS E.: So the season kicks off as Trump emerges from a limousine, looking as manly as ever in his customary pink tie, and proclaims this the most anticipated season EVER.

Trump: Dee, you’re fired!

Dee: Aw, come on! You were gonna bring John Rich on as an advisor later on. I wanted him to give me the finger again!

POPS ROSS E.: Not since the most recent episode of This Is Us have I been moved by a personal story.

TURK182: What about Rivals 3?

POPS ROSS E.: Close, but no cigar.

TURK182: So Trump keeps Dennis Rodman around and fires Omarosa, because… I have no idea. I suppose after 9 years, he still likes to fire Omarosa.