MEET GOSSIP WOMAN

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What’s up, everyone! My name is Gossip Woman. I am very excited to be one of the new writers for the Reality TV Guide reboot. I’ve known my pal, Turk182, since junior year of college. We met at a party, and after one too many to drink, we ended up kissing each other. Needless to say, it was my first kiss ever. We dated each other for a short period, but the relationship ended rather on great terms. We realized that we get along better as friends. Strangely, we never had any real disagreements. The only thing that we did disagree on was our favorite Reality TV shows. He liked the competition shows that he grew up with and wrote about in his first tenure at Reality TV Guide, and I was into the shows on BRAVO, TLC, E!, Oxygen, and such (even though I don’t like all of them). But that disagreement went to good use recently, when he recruited me to recap some of the shows that he wasn’t going to get to.

So, I’ll be writing about the current wave of Reality TV shows, the ones that feature those nobodies that want to think that they’re celebrities. You’ll see me talk about Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the Real Housewives franchise, Duck Dynasty, and a few more. Plus, I’ll be popping up in collaboration reviews here and there as well. Since I earned my degree in Music, it is with great pleasure to announce that I’ll be recapping this season of NBC’s The Voice. I’ll try to cover what already happened before tomorrow’s episode, since we’re behind four episodes. So be on the lookout for that very soon.

P.S. Sorry I went into detail about our relationship, Turk182. It’s one of those moments where I go on a roll about my personal life.

Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Guidice is Going to Prison

Reality TV, you’ve really gotten strange over the years. We didn’t watch Real Housewives of New Jersey. We probably didn’t have Real Housewives of Anywhere back then. We tried to avoid that like we’re trying to avoid Ebola now. Though, to be fair, the Real Housewives franchise is more disease-ridden than Ebola. I hope we don’t have to recap Real Housewives anytime soon. If we do, it’s only going to be out of obligation.

Anyway, onto the matter at hand. Real Housewives of New Jersey star/table-flipper Teresa Guidice has just been sentenced to 15 months in prison for counts of fraud and conspiracy.