Megan Wants A Millionaire Recap

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Yes, Virginia. Turns out, there indeed was a VH1 dating show spinoff featuring Rock of Love 2/I Love Money 1/Rock of Love Charm School veteran Megan Hauserman.

This time, she had an accomplice. Ryan Jenkins, one of the contestants, was charged with the death of his wife/model, Jasmine Fiore, as the show was airing. She was found dead on August 15, 2009. 8 days later, Ryan Jenkins was found dead himself after committing suicide. As soon as the news broke, VH1 pulled the show after airing only 3 episodes, and to this day, they have gone out of their way to ensure that the remaining episodes are never viewed by anyone else. So VH1 is telling us that this person’s goodthis person’s good, and this person’s good, while Ryan Jenkins is who they consider a threat to society. I’m going to repeat that one more time.

This person's good

This person’s good

This person's good

This person’s good

This person's good

This person’s good

THREAT TO SOCIETY

THREAT TO SOCIETY

I can only go through so many pairs of underwear in order to contain the shits I’ve been taking in fear of this recap.

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