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The New Celebrity Apprentice – Season Recap (featuring Turk182 and Jack S.)

POPS ROSS E.: Today’s recap takes a look at The New Celebrity Apprentice, the fifteenth season of The Apprentice franchise, the eighth season to feature celebrity contestants, and the first season to not be hosted by current President of the United States, Donald Trump.

JACK S.: This season was a big deal for the show. Not only was it so far away from the ratings juggernaut it was at the beginning (as well as a good show), but it also took two years off. And on top of that, it has a new host that had the tall order of replacing a polarizing, but well-established emcee.

TURK182: With former California Governor and action film icon Arnold Schwarzenegger in the boss’s seat, only two possibilities would come out of this: either he would miraculously make this show great again, or this would end up being the final season for the Apprentice franchise, and we’d be fine with either one.

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From Justin to Kelly – Movie Review (featuring Jack S.)

JACK S.: What we discovered was so unique and different, it RUINED OUR FUCKING LIVES!

TURK182: THIS FUCKING SUCKS!

JACK S.: IT FUCKING BLOWS!

TURK182: IT FUCKING BITES!

JACK S.: IT FUCKING STINKS!

TURK182: IT FUCKING FAILS!

JACK S.: IT FUCKING FLOPS!

TURK182: IT FUCKING FUCKS!

JACK S.: IT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKS!

TURK182 AND JACK S.: IT’S THE BIGGEST FUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN DIARRHEA DUMP TO EVER EXIST! THIS… IS FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY!

JACK S.: Or FROM FUCK TO MOTHERFUCK!  That’s what I like to call it.

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TURK182: The first season aired in 2002, and it already got so big, that they decided to make a movie. I shit you not.

JACK S.: This is pretty much the worst thing that American Idol has ever endorsed.

TURK182: It’s even worse than having Nicki Minaj as a judge.

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