Reality TV has given us so many great memories.
Most of the time, but the one thing that is certain is that it always gives us a lot of laughs, both good and bad. So today, we plan to recognize the funniest moments. Whether they meant to be funny or not.
50. The Biggest Loser‘s Kim Lyons Fails on the 2014 Venice Qualifiers – American Ninja Warrior
On her show, the biggest loser is often referred to as the winner. So on this show, Kim Lyons becomes the biggest loser… by fucking on the quintuple steps after one second. The fat people she trains for a living could perform better than that. Heck, they even had a sumo wrestler attempt the course at one point on the show. This has got to be one of the earliest exits ever recorded in American Ninja Warrior history, if not the earliest exit. Well, it’s time to head back to the gym.
But, hey, at least that’s the only embarrassing thing tied to the The Biggest Loser, right? Anyone? Anyone?
49. “Here’s One, Here’s Two!” – Teen Mom 3
48. Joe v. Joe – Real Housewives of New Jersey
47. Ashley Groff’s Audition – America’s Got Talent
46. Zach’s Meltdown Episode – The Challenge: Rivals II
45. Chance Hurts His Groin – Real Chance of Love
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41. The Mass Firing – The Apprentice 4
Okay, I was a fan of The Apprentice at one point. And I’m not ashamed of it. It was a clever job competition that, even during the celebrity editions, provided some great moments. I may not like Donald Trump, but there are times when he was a kind, charismatic guy that served as someone you wanted to work with and didn’t need to hog the camera. The Apprentice franchise was always at its best when the contestants were at the center of the episodes. Even the contestants that failed miserably.
40. Kesan Punches E6 – From G’s to Gents
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35. Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina – The Bachelorette Season 12
34. Ty’s Elimination Episode – The Challenge: Cutthroat
33. Any Time Someone Cries in the Diary Room – Big Brother
32. Rated R Exposed – The Bachelorette Season 6
31. Drew Christy’s Elimination – Survivor: San Juan Del Sur
Drew wasn’t a badass on that episode or even any episode he was on. The truth is, he was just an ass.
30. Ozzy Lusth’s Soft-Serve Stain – Survivor: Cook Islands
29. Jozea Calls Himself The Messiah – Big Brother 18
“I’m like the Messiah for the newbies.”
28. Topaz’s Accidental Jury Mistake – Big Brother Canada 1
27. The Miz – Battle of the Seasons 2002
26. Constantine Maroulis performs “Hard to Handle” – American Idol 4
25. Danny Gokey performs “Dream On” – American Idol 8
24. All the Crying in the Diary Room – Big Brother
23. Will and Dan’s Accidents – Survivor: Worlds Apart
22. Spencer Pratt Loses It – I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here 2009
If anything can be learned from this failed revival of the failed 2003 Survivor knockoff, I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, it’s that you have to set the bar very low to make Sanjaya Malakar look normal. And yet, here we have it: Spencer Pratt attacking a fellow competitor after they’ve been accused of messing with his wife Heidi Montag’s shampoo.
It’s times like this that you’re glad there hasn’t been a celebrity edition of Survivor.
21. “I can’t make you un-my-sister” – The Hills
And speaking of Spencer Pratt acting like a complete idiot…
20. Stephanie Pratt Hangs Up The Phone – The Hills
And if you thought having to work with Spencer and Heidi on your own show was a migraine, try working with their blood relatives at your actual job.
19. Brandi C. Spits on Destiney – Rock of Love: Charm School
The funniest thing about it all is that on I Love Money, after her blowup against Pumkin, Brandi C. says that she can be taunted and bullied all she wants, but she will “never be as ugly as Pumkin.” Yet, on the next VH1 show she did, Brandi C. spat on another female, something Pumkin did to New York on Flavor of Love, and she was still in her “ugly girl” costume from the lesson that just ended.
18. Abram Flips Out Over Cara Maria and Thomas – The Challenge: Battle of the Bloodlines
I don’t think Nicolas Cage can ever do a movie again if he ever saw the way that Abram acted on here.
17. Phillip vs Francesca – Survivor: Redemption Island
Even if you hate Survivor: Redemption Island, it’s easy to write it off as mediocre.
I can’t hate a season when it’s too meh, so there’s not much for me to cover in a full season recap. There is, however, one thing from this season that I can cover on this list.
Then, it ended up becoming a battle between Francesca Hogi, who looks like a dildo ate Rihanna, and the former Federal Agent Phillip Sheppard.
“The tribe has spoken, Fran Drescher.”
16. The Watermelon – The Amazing Race 18
15. Brad’s Duct Tape Black Eye – The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins
Fortunately for him, he not only did compete on another season, but he also won a final on Cutthroat. So, his Challenge career ended on a better note and we’re glad he was able to overcome The Ruins. However, this image here that you’re looking at is one that he would not want to see again for the rest of his life.
14. The Glory Hole – Gold Rush: Alaska
13. Jake and Vienna’s Breakup – The Bachelor
12. Ryan’s an Athlet….ic Person – What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
11. The Custom-Made Bananas Backpack – The Challenge: Cutthroat
Johnny Bananas is the guy that has done the most Challenges, has won the most Challenges, has won the most money on the Challenges, and has achieved so many Challenge records. But when you take away all the resources he uses, his steroids, his alliances, his mental tricks he always pulls on the other contestants, all of that in a short amount of time for a serious competition that puts his butt on the line, he is immediately, remarkably, and simultaneously reduced to a helpless guy attached to someone else’s back.
10. Dunka Doo Balls – Over the Limit
9. Charity Falls Down – NEXT
8. William Hung’s Audition – American Idol 3
7. Sanjaya Malakar – American Idol 6
6. Jason Mesnick Cries – The Bachelor Season 13
5. Kaysar Ridha’s Eviction Grin – Big Brother 6
4. New York Reacts to David Bowie’s Death – Celebrity Big Brother 2016
It’s easy to assume that it’s just New York putting on a show and that moment’s being totally fabricated. But New York IS indeed real about her reaction, because there was also a guy named David on the show. So instead of assuming that “David’s dead” was referring to David Bowie, the universally loved ex-husband of Angie Bowie, she instead assumed that it was referring to fellow houseguest David Gest, the universally loathed ex-husband of Liza Minelli.
3. The Greek Mystique’s Final Animal – Ton of Cash
If you were one of the poor souls that watched Ton of Cash when it first aired, you probably weren’t surprised he did that. He actually did that on the first episode. But when you get introduced to Jonny Sarhanis, as well as the existence of this show, through a replayed clip on The Soup or Jimmy Kimmel Live, it’s like discovering Sasquatch does exist.
2. Anything on Keeping Up With the Kardashians
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