WHO ARE THE REALITY LOSERS?

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FIRST BACK ROW (L-R):

  • Midget Mac (I LOVE NEW YORK 2 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
  • Ryan Sheckler (LIFE OF RYAN)
  • Ray J (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J & LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
  • Donald Trump (CELEBRITY APPRENTICE)
  • Amber Siyavus (BIG BROTHER 8)
  • Allison Grodner (BIG BROTHER)
  • Saaphyri Windsor (FLAVOR OF LOVE 2 & I LOVE MONEY 2)
  • “Evel” Dick Donato (BIG BROTHER 8, BIG BROTHER 13 & COUPLES THERAPY 5)
  • Colton Cumbie (SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD)
  • Aaryn Gries (BIG BROTHER 15)
  • Enzo “Meow Meow” Palumbo (BIG BROTHER 12, represented by a cat)
  • Taylor Ann Dupriest (KID NATION)

SECOND BACK ROW (L-R):

  • Jonny “Greek Mystique” Sarhanis (TON OF CASH)
  • Andy Dick (THE ASSISTANT)
  • Spencer and Heidi Pratt (THE HILLS & I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
  • Janice Dickinson (I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
  • Zack Rance (BIG BROTHER 16)
  • Frankie Grande (BIG BROTHER 16 & AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW 8)
  • Rob Gronkowski (BIG BROTHER 17)
  • John Rocker (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)

SECOND FRONT ROW (L-R):

  • Kenny Santucci, Johnny Bananas, & Evan Starkman (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Susie Meister & Cara Zavatela (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Omarion (LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
  • Jake Pavelka (THE BACHELOR)
  • Kamal “Chance” Givens (I LOVE NEW YORK 1, I LOVE MONEY 1, & REAL CHANCE OF LOVE)
  • Joshua “Whiteboy” Gallagher (I LOVE NEW YORK 1 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
  • Drew Christy (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)
  • Danielle “Unique” Pastorino (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J)
  • Shavoun Torres
  • Daisy De La Hoya
  • Kevin Federline

FRONT ROW (L-R):

  • Zach Nichols and Frank Sweeney (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Robin Hibbard (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Vinny Foti (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Antonio Sabato Jr. (MY ANTONIO)
  • Tila Tequila
  • Tiffany Pollard
  • Ozzy Lusth
  • Earl Cole
  • Sanjaya Malakar
  • Megan Hauserman
  • Eric Banks
  • Will Sims, Dan Foley and Rodney Lavoie Jr.

The Assistant Recap

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In 2004, Reality TV loved to rip itself off. No other network did that more than MTV, which is known for being two things. 1) For achieving success on the airwaves in 1981 by airing music videos 24/7, and 2) for surviving on the airwaves in 2015 by not airing a single one. This is the case of today’s victim, Andy Dick.

Andy broke into showbiz in the 90’s as a comedic actor. He’s had funny characters in sitcoms like NewsRadio and Less Than Perfect, as well as movies like Road Trip and Old School. However, his mental health was never prepared for the difficulty of finding his own vehicle to drive. As his projects began to fail, he decided it would be a good idea to experiment in a genre that he really wanted to do: Reality TV. So MTV gave him what he wanted: a psychological attack that forever destroyed his life, all thanks to this piece of shit on a fucking stick.

And now, let’s see how this joke died before it was even born. This is The Assistant.

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