I Love Money – Season 2 Recap

Okay, let’s try this again. When you look back at VH1’s Celebreality era, the first thing you’re going to ask yourself is “How did we let this even happen?”

When it’s been a good VH1 reality show, it’s pretty enjoyable. But when it’s a bad VH1 reality show, it’s  REALLY, REALLY BAD. I’ve tried to avoid so many of those as possible, but I’m also not a guy that passes up the easiest target. Thus, when I first talked about the first season of I Love Money, it was very easy for me to lose my temper. This not only tested my tolerance with the VH1’s formula, but it also called into question the fairness of reality television in general. It was like this show was solely designed to allow the advancement of the worst in humanity.  By the time you finished the season, you wasted so much of your time to the point that you feel dumber. And my initial opinions on season 1 didn’t change in the slightest when I did a full recap on it for VH1 Month. However, I felt bad for my criticisms, because I wanted to root for this. I assumed it would do for VH1 what The Challenge did for MTV, not allow VH1 to give any inspiration to The Challenge for future concepts. Though you’re unlikely to find my individual episode recaps from Blogspot (if you do, good luck), I do remember what I said at the end of the season 1 finale recap that if they were to do a second season, my only hope was that they would do at least something different to avoid mental trauma for viewers. Well, lo and behold, I Love Money 2 premiered in early 2009. So the moment of truth came. Did they take my advice from 9 years ago? Considering the fact that it’s another VH1 reality show produced by those hacks at 51 Minds, I doubted it. But at the same time, after you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up. So against my better judgement, I took a look at this second season to find out for myself.

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WHO ARE THE REALITY LOSERS?

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FIRST BACK ROW (L-R):

  • Midget Mac (I LOVE NEW YORK 2 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
  • Ryan Sheckler (LIFE OF RYAN)
  • Ray J (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J & LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
  • Donald Trump (CELEBRITY APPRENTICE)
  • Amber Siyavus (BIG BROTHER 8)
  • Allison Grodner (BIG BROTHER)
  • Saaphyri Windsor (FLAVOR OF LOVE 2 & I LOVE MONEY 2)
  • “Evel” Dick Donato (BIG BROTHER 8, BIG BROTHER 13 & COUPLES THERAPY 5)
  • Colton Cumbie (SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD)
  • Aaryn Gries (BIG BROTHER 15)
  • Enzo “Meow Meow” Palumbo (BIG BROTHER 12, represented by a cat)
  • Taylor Ann Dupriest (KID NATION)

SECOND BACK ROW (L-R):

  • Jonny “Greek Mystique” Sarhanis (TON OF CASH)
  • Andy Dick (THE ASSISTANT)
  • Spencer and Heidi Pratt (THE HILLS & I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
  • Janice Dickinson (I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
  • Zack Rance (BIG BROTHER 16)
  • Frankie Grande (BIG BROTHER 16 & AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW 8)
  • Rob Gronkowski (BIG BROTHER 17)
  • John Rocker (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)

SECOND FRONT ROW (L-R):

  • Kenny Santucci, Johnny Bananas, & Evan Starkman (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Susie Meister & Cara Zavatela (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Omarion (LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
  • Jake Pavelka (THE BACHELOR)
  • Kamal “Chance” Givens (I LOVE NEW YORK 1, I LOVE MONEY 1, & REAL CHANCE OF LOVE)
  • Joshua “Whiteboy” Gallagher (I LOVE NEW YORK 1 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
  • Drew Christy (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)
  • Danielle “Unique” Pastorino (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J)
  • Shavoun Torres
  • Daisy De La Hoya
  • Kevin Federline

FRONT ROW (L-R):

  • Zach Nichols and Frank Sweeney (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Robin Hibbard (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Vinny Foti (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Antonio Sabato Jr. (MY ANTONIO)
  • Tila Tequila
  • Tiffany Pollard
  • Ozzy Lusth
  • Earl Cole
  • Sanjaya Malakar
  • Megan Hauserman
  • Eric Banks
  • Will Sims, Dan Foley and Rodney Lavoie Jr.