Big Brother 8 Recap

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As part of the mutual agreement I signed with Allison Grodner, I have to start off this recap not by puking on this show, but by praising it first. Allison Grodner has done a good job stepping in as Executive Producer after their near-fatal first season and turning it into a successful show. Along the way, it’s given us some great seasons, great moments, and great players. But sometimes, whether they come up with the worst twists for each season or they make the wrong casting decisions, it hasn’t always lived up to its “Expect the Unexpected” motto. And as a result, it promotes some of the most ungodly behavior in all of humanity.

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“Well, you Froot Loop Dingus, I bet ya didn’t see this one coming.”

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“What’cha gonna do, girl? What’cha gonna do?”

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During the summer of 2007, Big Brother concocted a twist that reunited three pairs of enemies for the entire game. It was the show’s most emotionally taxing season ever, but it definitely wasn’t their best. This season was tainted with unorthodox behavior, the meanest of spirits, the hokey production and casting value, and the messiest of twists you might find anywhere. Sure, you’ve seen it all done worse elsewhere, but the combination that’s seen here makes it the most unpleasant one to sit through.

It’s one thing to talk about it, but it’s another thing to experience it. So may the force be with us as we attempt to experience Big Brother 8.

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WHO ARE THE REALITY LOSERS?

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FIRST BACK ROW (L-R):

  • Midget Mac (I LOVE NEW YORK 2 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
  • Ryan Sheckler (LIFE OF RYAN)
  • Ray J (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J & LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
  • Donald Trump (CELEBRITY APPRENTICE)
  • Amber Siyavus (BIG BROTHER 8)
  • Allison Grodner (BIG BROTHER)
  • Saaphyri Windsor (FLAVOR OF LOVE 2 & I LOVE MONEY 2)
  • “Evel” Dick Donato (BIG BROTHER 8, BIG BROTHER 13 & COUPLES THERAPY 5)
  • Colton Cumbie (SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD)
  • Aaryn Gries (BIG BROTHER 15)
  • Enzo “Meow Meow” Palumbo (BIG BROTHER 12, represented by a cat)
  • Taylor Ann Dupriest (KID NATION)

SECOND BACK ROW (L-R):

  • Jonny “Greek Mystique” Sarhanis (TON OF CASH)
  • Andy Dick (THE ASSISTANT)
  • Spencer and Heidi Pratt (THE HILLS & I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
  • Janice Dickinson (I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
  • Zack Rance (BIG BROTHER 16)
  • Frankie Grande (BIG BROTHER 16 & AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW 8)
  • Rob Gronkowski (BIG BROTHER 17)
  • John Rocker (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)

SECOND FRONT ROW (L-R):

  • Kenny Santucci, Johnny Bananas, & Evan Starkman (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Susie Meister & Cara Zavatela (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Omarion (LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
  • Jake Pavelka (THE BACHELOR)
  • Kamal “Chance” Givens (I LOVE NEW YORK 1, I LOVE MONEY 1, & REAL CHANCE OF LOVE)
  • Joshua “Whiteboy” Gallagher (I LOVE NEW YORK 1 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
  • Drew Christy (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)
  • Danielle “Unique” Pastorino (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J)
  • Shavoun Torres
  • Daisy De La Hoya
  • Kevin Federline

FRONT ROW (L-R):

  • Zach Nichols and Frank Sweeney (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Robin Hibbard (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Vinny Foti (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Antonio Sabato Jr. (MY ANTONIO)
  • Tila Tequila
  • Tiffany Pollard
  • Ozzy Lusth
  • Earl Cole
  • Sanjaya Malakar
  • Megan Hauserman
  • Eric Banks
  • Will Sims, Dan Foley and Rodney Lavoie Jr.