The Hills – Complete Series Recap

There is no way this crap is real

canadian_roughneck

Waste of money, waste of brains, waste of TV.

ShortWittyNameGoesHere

They think that this is reality. Is it? I’ve lived in LA and it is NOT.

poohbearski

This show is so obviously scripted it’s not even funny to call this a reality show.

eden052383

To recap a reality show that’s constantly called fake is the toughest thing to do for a reality TV blog. There are so many times a person can watch a reality show and say, “This is fake!”

WHO ARE THE REALITY LOSERS?

FIRST BACK ROW (L-R):

• Midget Mac (I LOVE NEW YORK 2 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
• Ryan Sheckler (LIFE OF RYAN)
• Ray J (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J & LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
• Donald Trump (CELEBRITY APPRENTICE)
• Amber Siyavus (BIG BROTHER 8)
• Allison Grodner (BIG BROTHER)
• Saaphyri Windsor (FLAVOR OF LOVE 2 & I LOVE MONEY 2)
• “Evel” Dick Donato (BIG BROTHER 8, BIG BROTHER 13 & COUPLES THERAPY 5)
• Colton Cumbie (SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD)
• Aaryn Gries (BIG BROTHER 15)
• Enzo “Meow Meow” Palumbo (BIG BROTHER 12, represented by a cat)
• Taylor Ann Dupriest (KID NATION)

SECOND BACK ROW (L-R):

• Jonny “Greek Mystique” Sarhanis (TON OF CASH)
• Andy Dick (THE ASSISTANT)
• Spencer and Heidi Pratt (THE HILLS & I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
• Janice Dickinson (I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
• Zack Rance (BIG BROTHER 16)
• Frankie Grande (BIG BROTHER 16 & AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW 8)
• Rob Gronkowski (BIG BROTHER 17)
• John Rocker (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)

SECOND FRONT ROW (L-R):

• Kenny Santucci, Johnny Bananas, & Evan Starkman (THE CHALLENGE)
• Susie Meister & Cara Zavatela (THE CHALLENGE)
• Omarion (LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
• Jake Pavelka (THE BACHELOR)
• Kamal “Chance” Givens (I LOVE NEW YORK 1, I LOVE MONEY 1, & REAL CHANCE OF LOVE)
• Joshua “Whiteboy” Gallagher (I LOVE NEW YORK 1 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
• Drew Christy (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)
• Danielle “Unique” Pastorino (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J)
• Shavoun Torres
• Daisy De La Hoya
• Kevin Federline

FRONT ROW (L-R):

• Zach Nichols and Frank Sweeney (THE CHALLENGE)
• Robin Hibbard (THE CHALLENGE)
• Vinny Foti (THE CHALLENGE)
• Antonio Sabato Jr. (MY ANTONIO)
• Tila Tequila
• Tiffany Pollard
• Ozzy Lusth
• Earl Cole
• Sanjaya Malakar
• Megan Hauserman
• Eric Banks
• Will Sims, Dan Foley and Rodney Lavoie Jr.