Top 10 Reasons Why Survivor: Fiji SUCKS – Editorial

We’ve been posting on this WordPress domain since 2014, but for those that don’t know, we started Reality TV Guide with a Blogger account back in January 2007. If you are aware of our existence back in the day and visited our blog in that early 2007 period, you probably remember my hatred for Survivor: Fiji. It was the first Survivor season we ever covered. In retrospect, I should’ve waited. I was already let down by the previous season, Survivor: Cook Islands, they were well into what I considered the dark ages of the show, and when they announced that the main twist was the haves vs. the have-nots, I did not expect this to be a good season. Yet, I still gave it a chance, because I was ready to start talking about Survivor so early after the blog started. And even then, I wasn’t expecting this. Let me say it louder for those in the back. Fiji was a terrible season. It’s one of the worst reality TV seasons we’ve ever recapped on our blog. Easily the worst Survivor season I’ve ever seen. Recapping every episode and always having something to say afterwards was a testament to how much I hated this season.

So here I am 14 years later, and I should feel content leaving it as it is. I don’t want to rewatch a season that’s going to make me revisit my most miserable moment as a reality TV writer. And since I’ll get anyone fired for ever speaking positively about Survivor: Fiji, that’s why you’ll never see a season recap of it. But I feel like the more I sit there silently, the more this season will get a pass from the fanbase. And if I can be the voice of reason to remind them of its faults in some form, well, give me a motherfucking torch, because it’s about to be used for roasting than extinguishing. This is the top 10 reasons why Survivor: Fiji SUCKS!

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WHO ARE THE REALITY LOSERS?

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FIRST BACK ROW (L-R):

  • Midget Mac (I LOVE NEW YORK 2 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
  • Ryan Sheckler (LIFE OF RYAN)
  • Ray J (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J & LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
  • Donald Trump (CELEBRITY APPRENTICE)
  • Amber Siyavus (BIG BROTHER 8)
  • Allison Grodner (BIG BROTHER)
  • Saaphyri Windsor (FLAVOR OF LOVE 2 & I LOVE MONEY 2)
  • “Evel” Dick Donato (BIG BROTHER 8, BIG BROTHER 13 & COUPLES THERAPY 5)
  • Colton Cumbie (SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD)
  • Aaryn Gries (BIG BROTHER 15)
  • Enzo “Meow Meow” Palumbo (BIG BROTHER 12, represented by a cat)
  • Taylor Ann Dupriest (KID NATION)

SECOND BACK ROW (L-R):

  • Jonny “Greek Mystique” Sarhanis (TON OF CASH)
  • Andy Dick (THE ASSISTANT)
  • Spencer and Heidi Pratt (THE HILLS & I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
  • Janice Dickinson (I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
  • Zack Rance (BIG BROTHER 16)
  • Frankie Grande (BIG BROTHER 16 & AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW 8)
  • Rob Gronkowski (BIG BROTHER 17)
  • John Rocker (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)

SECOND FRONT ROW (L-R):

  • Kenny Santucci, Johnny Bananas, & Evan Starkman (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Susie Meister & Cara Zavatela (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Omarion (LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
  • Jake Pavelka (THE BACHELOR)
  • Kamal “Chance” Givens (I LOVE NEW YORK 1, I LOVE MONEY 1, & REAL CHANCE OF LOVE)
  • Joshua “Whiteboy” Gallagher (I LOVE NEW YORK 1 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
  • Drew Christy (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)
  • Danielle “Unique” Pastorino (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J)
  • Shavoun Torres
  • Daisy De La Hoya
  • Kevin Federline

FRONT ROW (L-R):

  • Zach Nichols and Frank Sweeney (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Robin Hibbard (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Vinny Foti (THE CHALLENGE)
  • Antonio Sabato Jr. (MY ANTONIO)
  • Tila Tequila
  • Tiffany Pollard
  • Ozzy Lusth
  • Earl Cole
  • Sanjaya Malakar
  • Megan Hauserman
  • Eric Banks
  • Will Sims, Dan Foley and Rodney Lavoie Jr.