TOP 10 WORST REALITY TV SEASONS OF ALL TIME

Now for this list, we’re only counting seasons from reality shows that had more than one season. So that means no one-season wonders.

WHO ARE THE REALITY LOSERS?

FIRST BACK ROW (L-R):

• Midget Mac (I LOVE NEW YORK 2 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
• Ryan Sheckler (LIFE OF RYAN)
• Ray J (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J & LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
• Donald Trump (CELEBRITY APPRENTICE)
• Amber Siyavus (BIG BROTHER 8)
• Allison Grodner (BIG BROTHER)
• Saaphyri Windsor (FLAVOR OF LOVE 2 & I LOVE MONEY 2)
• “Evel” Dick Donato (BIG BROTHER 8, BIG BROTHER 13 & COUPLES THERAPY 5)
• Colton Cumbie (SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD)
• Aaryn Gries (BIG BROTHER 15)
• Enzo “Meow Meow” Palumbo (BIG BROTHER 12, represented by a cat)
• Taylor Ann Dupriest (KID NATION)

SECOND BACK ROW (L-R):

• Jonny “Greek Mystique” Sarhanis (TON OF CASH)
• Andy Dick (THE ASSISTANT)
• Spencer and Heidi Pratt (THE HILLS & I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
• Janice Dickinson (I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE 2009)
• Zack Rance (BIG BROTHER 16)
• Frankie Grande (BIG BROTHER 16 & AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW 8)
• Rob Gronkowski (BIG BROTHER 17)
• John Rocker (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)

SECOND FRONT ROW (L-R):

• Kenny Santucci, Johnny Bananas, & Evan Starkman (THE CHALLENGE)
• Susie Meister & Cara Zavatela (THE CHALLENGE)
• Omarion (LOVE AND HIP HOP: HOLLYWOOD)
• Jake Pavelka (THE BACHELOR)
• Kamal “Chance” Givens (I LOVE NEW YORK 1, I LOVE MONEY 1, & REAL CHANCE OF LOVE)
• Joshua “Whiteboy” Gallagher (I LOVE NEW YORK 1 & I LOVE MONEY 1)
• Drew Christy (SURVIVOR: SAN JUAN DEL SUR)
• Danielle “Unique” Pastorino (FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J)
• Shavoun Torres
• Daisy De La Hoya
• Kevin Federline

FRONT ROW (L-R):

• Zach Nichols and Frank Sweeney (THE CHALLENGE)
• Robin Hibbard (THE CHALLENGE)
• Vinny Foti (THE CHALLENGE)
• Antonio Sabato Jr. (MY ANTONIO)
• Tila Tequila
• Tiffany Pollard
• Ozzy Lusth
• Earl Cole
• Sanjaya Malakar
• Megan Hauserman
• Eric Banks
• Will Sims, Dan Foley and Rodney Lavoie Jr.

For the Love of Ray J – Season 1 Recap

My name is Turk182 and this is Reality TV Guide, where we came to make everyone feel better about themselves. Seeing that it’s day 10 of VH1 Month,

I can assure you that today’s going to be a terrible day, because I have to recap this bouquet of horseshit, a box of chocolate-coated dogshit, and an 18-carat sapphire and white diamond chickenshit. I’m referring to the For the Love of Ray J, Season 1.

In 2009, VH1 took the R&B singer that gave us the song, “Sexy Can I”, and make him the star of a 2-month long game show.

“Are you in it for the love of Ray J?”

REALLY? THEY JUST LET THE FAKE CLASSY WHORE UNIQUE GO TO THE FINAL 3, AS WELL AS THE PSYCHOTIC DANGER? WHY DOES RAY J CONDONE BOTH OF THESE BEHAVIORS? HOW MANY MORE EPISODES DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ALL OF THIS?

Oh, good! I can get through this. I can just knock out those 2 episodes in one paragraph and then wrap up this recap.

So the final 3 meet Ray J’s entourage, as they try to advise him on who he should choose. Eventually, Danger is a little too dangerous to continue on and gets cut from the show. The finale comes down to Unique and Cocktail, and not even the decision to straighten her hair could save Unique from her inevitable runner-up finish, as Ray J chooses Cocktail as the winner.

So am I in it for the love of Ray J? Well, here’s my answer.

VH1 MONTH

January 1: Flavor of Love Season 1 (by TURK182)

January 2: Flavor of Love Season 2 (by TURK182)

January 3: I Love New York Season 1 (by TURK182 and XTRA MAN)

January 4: I Love New York Season 2 (by TURK182and XTRA MAN)

January 5: Rock of Love Season 1 (by TURK182)

January 6: Rock of Love Season 2 (by TURK182)

January 7: I Love Money Season 1 (by TURK182)

January 8: Rock of Love Charm School (by TURK182)

January 9: Real Chance of Love Season 1 (by TURK182, GOSSIP WOMAN and XTRA MAN)

January 10: For the Love of Ray J Season 1 (by TURK182)

January 11: Daisy of Love (by TURK182)

January 12: Ton of Cash (by TURK182)

January 13: Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood (by TURK182)

January 14: Tool Academy Season 1 (by TURK182 and JACK S.)

January 15: Tool Academy Season 2 (by TURK182 and JACK S.)

January 16: Tool Academy Season 3 (by TURK182 and JACK S.)

January 17: LeAnn & Eddie (by TURK182 and GOSSIP WOMAN)

January 18: Couples Therapy with Dr. Jenn Season 1 (by TURK182, GOSSIP WOMAN and LOUD MOUTH)

January 19: Couples Therapy with Dr. Jenn Season 2 (by TURK182, GOSSIP WOMAN and XTRA MAN)

January 20: Couples Therapy with Dr. Jenn Season 3 (by TURK182, GOSSIP WOMAN and JACK S.)

January 21: Couples Therapy with Dr. Jenn Season 4 (by TURK182, GOSSIP WOMAN and LOUD MOUTH)

January 22: Couples Therapy with Dr. Jenn Season 5 (by TURK182, GOSSIP WOMAN and POPS ROSS E.)

January 23: I Heart Nick Carter (by GOSSIP WOMAN)

January 24: I Love Money Season 2 (by TURK182)

January 25: I Love Money Season 4 (by TURK182)

January 26: Love & Hip Hop (by XTRA MAN)

January 27: T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle Season 4 (by XTRA MAN)

January 28: Celebrity Fit Club Season 5 (by LOUD MOUTH)

January 29: Hollywood Exes Season 3 (by POPS ROSS E. and JACK S.)

January 30: Mob Wives (by TURK182)

January 31: My Antonio (by TURK182)